Negatives To Being Intact

Frankly Speaking · 02-18-2003, 05:52 PM

A young man has been taking all of the information in about cirumcision and begain to get suspicious because everything he was reading was tilted toward being intact. He asked if circumcision was so bad, surely there must be some negatives about being intact, otherwise so many men would not be circumcised.

This is what I wrote him:

There are definitely negative things about being intact and they can be worrysome issues. It is something that you need to think very seriously about.

(1.) Because all of your sexaulity has been preserved, you are going to enjoy it more and that means you are going to want it more. Your need may out pace the supply. It's not fun to be horny all of the time.

(2.) Since sex will be far more comfortable to your lover, she is going to demand more of it. Demanding women can be a real pain in the rear. They also don't take the "Not tonight dear, I have a headache." story very well.

(3.) There will be many women that have never seen an intact penis and will conspire to sleep with you just to see it when the word gets out.

(4.) You will have to defend yourself against ignorant doctors that will want to take it off.

(5.) Circumcised men masturbate 40% more than intact men. The theory is that the foreskin provides the stimulation that is missing in circumcised men. If you really enjoy masturbating, you'll miss it. You won't want to do it as much if you're intact.

(6.) If you're intact, you won't need lubricant such as soap or lotion to masturbate. That means when you get through, you'll still have a dirty dong.

(7.) You won't need to use lubricant to have sex. Some people find this titilating and part of the foreplay. You'll never have to stop in the middle to put on more lubricant though if you are intact. I guess that one is a wash.

(8.) If you ever accidentally loose an eyelid, the foreskin is used to reconstruct it if the foreskin is still there. Winking at a girl with your foreskin can be considered very offensive by some women.

There are probably some other negatives of being cursed with a foreskin but, I think you get the idea.

Frank

**Quirky** · 02-18-2003, 05:59 PM

Xenogenesis · 02-18-2003, 06:04 PM

pssstttt..... anyone else notice Frank being silly these days....? Mind you the list above is more honest than funny.....

Aster · 02-18-2003, 06:10 PM

Chelly2003 · 02-18-2003, 07:08 PM

OH NO - Women are going to want to sleep with my son!

HE'S ONLY 3.................

LavenderMae · 02-18-2003, 08:56 PM

That's the best list of negatives I think I have ever read.

hahamommy · 02-18-2003, 09:12 PM

sohj · 03-15-2003, 06:20 PM

Not only will I give him this list when he's older, but I will tell him what our post partum doula's first words after we got home from the hosp. about him were: "My God he's well hung!"

I said that I thought it was the hormones? And she said, nope, definately not. Not that size. :LOL :LOL :LOL

And he's a flirt, too. OMG!!! What'll I do?!?!?!?!?!

**Irishmommy** · 03-15-2003, 06:39 PM

Honestly, though they are funny, I can come up with some negatives. Not that I would ever circumsize, but they are there.

Nathan1097 · 03-15-2003, 07:10 PM

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Honestly, though they are funny, I can come up with some negatives. Not that I would ever circumsize, but they are there.

Like what? I haven't found any and my eldest is 5 1/2. Or do you mean that doctors keep wanting to retract and/or circ them?

somemama · 03-15-2003, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by Irishmommy
Honestly, though they are funny, I can come up with some negatives. Not that I would ever circumsize, but they are there.

Yeah, and it's a pain in the butt to have teeth, too -- ya' gotta brush 'em and stuff. (Why is it that we'd never consider having any other body part a "negative"?)

Replying to Irishmommy--not you Frank--I know you're being funny!

Frankly Speaking · 03-15-2003, 11:05 PM

O.K., I caught myself this time

I had forgotten I posted that. When I logged on to the topic page, I saw at the top of the list "Negatives Of Being Intact." It startled me and my initial reaction was "What jerk would post that on this board?" And then I saw my name next to it which for a second confused me even more. Then I remembered!

Frank

Openskyheart · 03-16-2003, 02:47 AM

Great list!!!

I'm not aware of any "real" negatives either. My intact son is 8 1/2.

Laura

Xenogenesis · 03-16-2003, 02:02 PM

Oh Frank. When those types of things happen you are s'posed to keep it to yourself ....

we have a new smilie just for these situations :

**Irishmommy** · 03-16-2003, 07:41 PM

Not to get too personal here, but not every adult's foreskin retracts, which can make things a little painful. And no. 7 isn't necessarily true either.

Neither are reason to circ, and dh would never mention it to his dr. as except for the odd time, it's not a problem.

laidbackmomto2 · 03-16-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Irishmommy
Not to get too personal here, but not every adult's foreskin retracts, which can make things a little painful. And no. 7 isn't necessarily true either.

Neither are reason to circ, and dh would never mention it to his dr. as except for the odd time, it's not a problem.

Irishmommy, there are things that an adult man can do to help his foreskin retract, if he so desires. Steroid cream and manual stretching come to mind. However, if he's perfectly happy to have it not retract, that's his perogative.

Just thought I would mention it, in case it is a contentious issue for your DH and/or you.

In my experience, other than when using condoms, number 7 is dead on.

Cindy

Frankly Speaking · 03-16-2003, 11:49 PM

Here is a site that was established to instruct men how to cure a balky foreskin. It costs nothing, requires no doctor and apparently is near 100% effective.

http://f19.parsimony.net/forum33578/

If you know a man who is non-retractable, please pass this on to him. He may greatly appreciate it.

Frank

Ivarson · 03-22-2003, 09:55 AM

To protect children from harm, please sign with Nobel Laureates,

"The Ashley Montagu Resolution to End the
Genital Mutilation of Children Worldwide:
A Petition to the World Court, the Hague".

To sign the petition, click on
http://montagunocircpetition.org/ind...f=petitionform

To read the resolution, click on
http://montagunocircpetition.org/ind...agu_resolution

For more information about the resolution, click on
http://montagunocircpetition.org/index.php?pcf=home

Leslie
Mommy to intact Grant, 3/13/02

Kleine Hexe · 03-23-2003, 11:39 PM

Oh I love that list!

I'm gonna print it. When people ask me why in the world I did not have my son cir'd, I tell them with a very straight face that I want my son to have an amazing sex life. That usually shuts people up!

fourlittlebirds · 05-21-2003, 12:47 PM

Okay, my two boys are intact, so I'm not arguing

, but please explain to me why intact men would want sex more but would want to masturbate less??

p.s. I agree about number 7 -- it is not *always* an issue. My husband is circ'd but we have never had to use artificial lubricant. However, I assume that at some point -- after menopause -- we probably will have to.